When I walk into the bathroom and the toilet isn't flushed
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
That awkward moment when you trip on... nothing
When someone talks to me with a attitude
Fuck it, I'm dropping out of college and becoming an extreme couponer.
When your friend says they "LOVE" someone when they've only been together for 2 weeks...
That moment you pass your school on a weekend
That awkward moment when there's someone overly competitive in your gym class
They’re all like
And you’re just standing there like