January 2012
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November 2011
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October 2011
18 posts
Trying to sneak up on a friend →
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Expectation:
Reality:
SWAG →
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Expectations
Reality:
Me:
That awkward moment when you realize that growing up sucks...
When I walk into the bathroom and the toilet isn't flushed
I’m like:
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
When you realize you're going to be home alone: →
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Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise:
No teacher, I didn't know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised.
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
You:
September 2011
76 posts
Getting a good grade in your worst subject
That awkward moment when you trip on... nothing
When someone talks to me with a attitude
Fuck it, I'm dropping out of college and becoming an extreme couponer.
My birthday...
Expectations:
Reality:
When your friend says they "LOVE" someone when they've only been together for 2 weeks...
That moment you pass your school on a weekend
That awkward moment when there's someone overly competitive in your gym class
They’re all like
And you’re just standing there like
Today is the kind of day where my middle finger answers every question.
My normal week at school... →
Monday:
Tuesday-Thursday:
Friday:
